foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up
awwww-cute:

My buddy hurt his foot
humansofcolor:

This is important
tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]
lexlifts:

aimce:

the-fittest-bitch:

midnight-bleue:

THANK U

Annnnnnnnnd who cares?

Lmfao The baby boomer culture. How an entire generation forgot how to shut the fuck up

Oh but the generation of getting married to the first dickhead you met only to end up being miserable in your 50s stuck in a loveless and shit marriage is the way to fuckin go!
whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.